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Opening Lyrics | ||
| Stick a pony in me pocket I'll fetch the suitcase from the van Cause if you want the best 'uns And you don't ask questions Then brother I'm your man Where it all comes from Is a mystery It's like the changing of the seasons And the tides of the sea But heres the one thats driving me berserk Why do only fools and horses work La la lala - la la la la la (etc) | ||
| Written and Performed by John Sullivan | ||
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Closing Lyrics |
| We've got some half priced cracked ice And miles and miles of carpet tiles TV's, deep freeze and David Bowie LP's Pool games, gold chains, wosnames And at a push Some Trevor Francis track-suites From a mush in Shepherds Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush No income tax, no VAT No money back, no guarantee Black or white, rich or broke We'll cut prices at a stroke God bless Hooky Street Viva Hooky Street Long live Hooky Street C'est magnifique Hooky Street Magnifique Hooky Street |
| Written and Performed by John Sullivan |
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Closing Lyrics to the Jolly Boys' Outing |
| Well, I'll be working hard to reach
me target, To earn a few bob for a day trip down to Margate. I'm gonna blow the lot tomorrow on all me family, We catch the coach at eight, So don't be late, We're off to see the sea. Del: Behave yourself Uncle Albert Rodney: Or you won't be going Down to Margate, Don't forget your buckets and spades and cossies and all. Down to Margate, We'll have a pill of jellied eels at the cockle stall. We'll go on the pier and we'll have a beer at the side of the sea. Down to Margate, You can keep the costa Brava, I'm telling you mate, I'd rather Have a day down Margate with all me family. Yeah! [Instrumental] You can keep the costa Brava and all that palava Del: Goin' to Brava. Rodney: Del, I'd rather, Have a day down Margate with all my family. |
| Written and Performed by Chas & Dave |