Series 2, Ashes to Ashes Trigger: You knew my Grandad Arthur, didn't you Mr Trotter. Grandad: Yeah, I knew Arthur alright. Trigger: He was a smashing man, he took care of me when my Mum went. Rodney: Where was your Dad? Trigger: He died a couple of years before I was born. Series 2, Ashes to Ashes Del: You're going on your holidays Tuesday, ain't yer? Trigger: Yeah, I'm Looking forward to that Del. I've been under a bit of pressure lately, what with me Gran in hospital and me case being adjourned. It'll be nice to get away from it all. I'm gonna live it up a bit. Disco's nightclubs, golden beaches, blue skies. Rodney: Sounds Great Trig, where'y going? Trigger: Ireland! Christmas 1887, The Frogs Legacy Mike: Don't try'n be funny with me, Trigger. I'll tell you this much, I've had certificates for my beer. Trigger: Yeah, I've had a few days off work with it as well! Christmas 1989, The Jolly Boy's Outing Jevon: You gotta give Del he's due's ain't ya, he did all the catering by himself. Mickey: Leave off Jevon, can you see Delboy standing in the kitchen cutting up all them loaves. He probably got some ediot to do it for him. Trigger: No, I made em for him. Christmas 1989, The Jolly Boy's Outing Trigger: What'd you think's wrong with him? Mike: What do I think? Well, snow-blindness would be my bet, Trig Trigger: Yeah? I thought he was pissed. Series 7, The Class of 62 Rodney: As I was saying. On a cold, rainy night in Peckham, someone has arranged for you four to be here in in this room - together. No one knows who. And the most frightening aspect of the whole mystery - no one knows why! Now, think hard. Who would do something like that? Trigger: Jeremy Beadle? Series 7, The Class of 62 Del: We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey Harris at right-back, we had...we had camaraderie. Trigger: Was that the Italian boy Series 7, The Class of 62 Trigger: Yeah, I'll have a beer. Boycie: How can you drink with Slater? That's the man who stitched you up with them knocked-off green shield stamps and sent you away for 18 months! Trigger: I know. But when I came out I got an electric blanket and a radio with 'em. Series 7, Three Men a Women and a Baby Mike: So? Trigger: What? Mike: What name have they decided on? Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney after Dave! Christmas 1991, Miami Twice Trigger: Going down the pub, Alan? Alan: Oh yeah, we'll be there. Pam: We're going down the pub, are we? Alan: Got to be polite to Raquel and Del. We've gotta wet the baby's head Pam: Roughly translated, that means, 'I can't wait to get down the Nags Head and get legless with Del! Trigger: Take your time, Pam, we've gotta christian the baby first. Christmas 1991, Miami Twice Rodney: You see, it's fossil fuels! People do not realise the damage they're doing to this planet. Trigger: I don't have none of them in my house, I use gas and oil. Rodney: Trig, they are fossil fuels! Trigger: Are they? Well, I'll switch to coal in future! Christmas 1992, Mother Natures Son Denzil: It's closed! Trigger: (Checks watch) Well, it's a bit late, innit? Del: What d'you mean 'a bit late?' You said it was open twenty-four hours a day! Trigger: Yeah, but not at night! Christmas 2002, Strangers On The Shore Denzil: You ever thought of getting married, Trig? Trigger: No, I haven't met the right person yet, but I've always had this sort of image of my perfect woman, sort of my dream girl. Denzil: What's she like? Trigger: Oh she's nothing to look at, very plain, little scar on her chin where she had a wart removed. Christmas 2002, Strangers On The Shore Trigger: Sometimes I think about the future. I don't want to end up a lonely bachelor like my cousin Ronnie. Then again he always had a strange taste in women. Denzil: In what way? Trigger: Well, they were men! |